• Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.






Go time.

Go time.



I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO GUILTY.



I could see it in her eyes..

I could see it in her eyes..



I’m not perfect. Oh well, fuck it.✌

I’m not perfect. Oh well, fuck it.✌



There are some amazing people on Tumblr who’re unnoticed.

I feel like those are the people who should be ‘Tumblr famous’. Not those douchebags to take nice pictures & are rude to everyone. Seriously.



Note to self: try not to get attached. Okay?

Ill try.



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theoddtoddlers:

suulan:

FROM MY COLLECTION OF TAPES. ENJOY~~~

can this be me..plz

Lord have mercy.


I’ve been so depressed lately..

ugh.






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Lol This..

Lol This..



I stood this guy up today :/

I was supposed to see him & spend time w| him, & I got way too nervous & just didn’t go. I’m terrified to talk to him, or text him, cause I’m not sure how he’s gonna respond. I just don’t want him to be mad at me.

Help.



Why does it feel like I’m the only one posting?

Wtf.